February 2012
toddflanders:
being single is great
i shave my legs when i want
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14th March: Steak + Blowjob day
Men feel that Valentine’s day is more for women, and so a new national day has been made so that men can get they really want.
If you truly love your man, cook him a steak and give him a nice blow job, he’ll be yours forever.
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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wasted a perfectly good cigarette on the boys getting stoned, and they broke my window
fuck this shit
A girl on my course told me that I should try and nail the five boys on my floor by the end of the year
two are gay
one’s in a relationship
secondstomars:
apparently a gemini is least compatible with taurus and cancer
dani is a taurus and emma is a cancer, lol
I think my boobs are shrinking :-(
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